You’ll never guess who fell off the back of Santa’s sleigh! The Christmas Hearts are here to run around, declare their undying love, cuddle, get distracted, start dancing, fall over and have trouble getting back up.

Maniacally happy, the Hearts are in love with everyone and everything – particularly you! – You are the most beautiful person they have ever seen. And they love Christmas! And baubles! And mince pies! And your nan! And your dog! And sparkles! And your uncles! And your sparkly uncles! They love sprouts, the Queen’s speech, Christmas crackers, chestnuts on an open fire… but mainly you!

Is it love, or is it mulled wine? Either way, expect a spectac-yule-r performance!

Warning: performances may include half-remembered carols and terrible Christmas singles.

 

The Love Hearts can light up a room – literally! Let us know if you would like your Hearts illuminated.

Please note that the Love Hearts are always booked as a pair.